I was caught masturbating today. What should I do?!
Question: I was caught masturbating today. What should I do?
Answers:
You must jack off a lot to sexy pictures but that's alright I do it too. I have been caught a few times myself and it's a real thrill and makes jacking off more exciting. You just want to be careful not to get caught or have someone call the cops on you.
Honey, I was one of the ladies that saw your pathetic excuse for a penis. I know you were wearing spiderman undies, and a leopard thong underneath. So please stop acting like your straight, and let people know that you were actually jerking off to a picture of Tom Cruise shirtless. Dont be ashamed, cause baby you were born this way. ;)
my lovely friend
Since Monday you have jacked off to britany spears and your friends saw you then on tuesday you went into the music shop told your friends you would catch up with them and jacked off at Christina agulara and got caught by 2 old ladies now its Taylor swift?! Who next Jim Carey?
Man you are some deep a*s sh*t lol
There's really nothing you can do, except switch schools
Haha great story dude you have a good imagination.
The part where one of the ladies said 'oh my god that is what she does to people' made the whole story not believeable.
Noone would actually say that.
do you get caught everyday cause you said this same thing yesterday
that's a lovely story. i bet you got off making that up
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this is the best, thank you!