I'm an athlete but the weight of my penis is slowing me down, what should i!
Question: I'm an athlete but the weight of my penis is slowing me down, what should i do?
Answers:
Penis Pushups.
Here's what you need to do:
Go to the very middle of the Sahara desert (or just far out enough so you lose all sense of direction). Then lay down on your back. Do not move until your penis shrinks from the dry heat of the sun. You will probably be dead by then but that's the point.
Piss off, if you had a dick you would know that you can hardly notice it (unless you have a *****) when you are doing other things. Troll
hm? what makes you think that people are taking you seriously when they're telling you to chop off your dick? LOL do you people on yahoo really have nothing better to do than put up foolish answers anyway?
Give it the chop or become a retail assistant or something else
dude no man would even consider sacrificing his dick
you fail.
That's okay. When you grow one it won't weigh much anyway and you will be fine.
you could concentrate on weight lifting,
Cut it off! whoooo neeeds it!
Then chop that **** off, you wanna win right?
chop that bugger off