How to use condoms?!
Question:
How to use condoms?
Answers:
Ok if you are trying to put it on yourself here's what to do.
Go to the kitchen and get a baby carrot.
Open the condom package.
Stick one end of the baby carrot into the unrolled condom.
Take two fingers around the head of the carrot and pull down.
The condom will unroll over the carrot.
Now take the covered carrot and stick it where the sun don't shine because that's the most sex you will ever get since you have the intellectual capacity of a bowl of spinach.