I look like a stoner but ive never tried a drug in my life?!

I look like a stoner but ive never tried a drug in my life?

i look like a stoner but ive never tried a drug in my life, whenever people see me they go "oh hey man smoke a joint"
give me some tips to not look like a stoner

- cut your hair
- wear clothing that is branded
- shave. every day.
- important: comb your hair, use gel if necessary
- stop smoking marijuana
- sit upright in class
- get some exercise
- sell your VW Vanagon
- change the Bob Marley ring tone on your cell phone
- start saying "yes" instead of "yah mon"
- stop meditating on the lawn during recess
- wear a backpack and ditch the hemp woven duffel bag