How to best prepare for the imminent zombie infestation of the world?!


Question: How to best prepare for the imminent zombie infestation of the world!?
What strategies should one employ to best defend against a zombie hoard!? What supplies are recommended and needed to survive the indefinite period of time until the world is purged of all zombies if ever!? I am thinking one strategy would be to hunker down in a shopping mall like in Dawn of the Dead!. What do you think!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
First of all, you need to have an immediate evac plan to a more secure locale, because unless you live on a military base, your home is not fortifiable against zombies - when the bovine excrement hits the fan, you will need to act fast, and not sit around watching the news waiting for your neighbors to come and feast on your brains!.

Secondly, you'll need supplies!. You should have enough food and water to last you for at least a month!. You should have at least 1,000 rounds of full-power rifle ammunition - 5!.56 NATO at the very least!.

Once you head out to your secure location, either a heavily fortified area such as a military base, or a prison, you and the other survivors need to secure the perimeter and reinforce it against zombies trying to break through the barriers!. If your secure location is in an area of very low density population, you just need to have high ground and sleep in shifts so that you can spot any marauding bands of flesh-chompers out in the distance, and pick off the scouts/stragglers with a precision rifle, or prepare to fall back if there are too many of them!. Ultimately, the zombies will die of starvation!. Just be sure to dispatch of any infected by gunshot to the central nervous system, or severing/crushing the spine/brain!.

Good luck!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Watch eight legged freaks, and pretend they are zombies, and do the same as them!. you need guns, lots of guns!. or a hydrogen bomb (100 times more powerful than the nuclear bomb used on hiroshima)

also watch i am legend!. that is very good tactical way of living!. but screw trying to heal them, kill them!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

the easiest way is to join them coz they are coming and u sure cant beat them!. die then rise and if u are the first u will be their leader!. as a leader u stay away from the front lines and don't get into trouble!. also as leader u are allowed to eat first so u will never go hungry!.

in the meantime get ur head examinedWww@Answer-Health@Com

Watch every zombie movie and thriller!. Then take acting lessons so they won't know you aren't one of them!. This should be easy since they are dead and stupid!.You walk among them 'till day then go shopping!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Oh come on, they always end up in the mall! Pick a better hiding place, like down in the storm cellar!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

tell them you dont have brain!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com





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