Why is santa so fat?!
Question: he eats elves...and prostitutes...and ocassionally mrs. clause when he gets mad.
THEN, he regurgitates her! (:
Answers: he eats elves...and prostitutes...and ocassionally mrs. clause when he gets mad.
THEN, he regurgitates her! (:
cuz he eats all thoes cookies when he stops at people houses
From all the cookies!
he eats all the cookies people put out for him at Christmas time he can't help it
he eats alot of cookies and instead of jogging, he gets his raindeer to take him places
Becasue your face is ugly
thats what i was gonna say lol cuz he eats all thoes cookies when he stops at people houses
Because he only works 1 day a year.
wen the kids leave him cookies and milk he eats it all and there are billions of kids who do that. lol
to keep warm
Mrs. Claus gets him fat because its more the man to love
Because it's cold at the North Pole and he needs insulation.
When he was invented, poor people often did not have enough to eat, and fat was a sign of wealth and comfort, fat and happy.
he needs to retain fat to survive in the north pole
no no no NOOO
all the answers are wrongggggggg
he onloy eats a lot of cookies once a year
thats not gonna make him fat..
its cuz his wife mrs. clause feeds him too much and he has a slow mutabalizm (donno how to spell it)
and then he ate rudolph by accident....but they found a replacment :)
He is not fat he is CUDDLEYY
cause that's how the guys from the coke companies drew him
He eats alot of reindeer meat. Hey, where is Rudolph????
because he eats all the cookies and drinks lots of milk!!
He's obviously not following a diabetic diet. He should drink more water-eat 3 servings of fresh fruit a day, 3 22oz bottles of water, exercise daily and stay away from Pop, chips fast food and cookies.
Maybe instead of cookies we should all give him a personal trainer.
The man love bein FAT.......now a Question u,why r u so FAAAT?....heheee!!!!!!!!!!!!