How You get a Muffin Top ?!
Question:
How You get a Muffin Top ?
I'm Serious please help.
I really wanna a Muffin Top =)
Answers:
Do what everyone else does. Go to the mall and squeeze yourself a pair of jeans that are two sizes to small, and feel thrilled when they fit because obviosly that means you're two sizes smaller (*wink*). Tell everyone who ever asks that you're a size zero and proudly prance around in jeans where your hip fat hangs three inches over the sides. And don't forget to show off that sexy camel toe! You earned it by squeezing into those things.