I need your compassion and help...please.?!
Question: I have extremely short arms and so cannot properly wipe my bottom. As a result of this condition, my only recourse is to jump in the shower and use the shower wand. This condition is exacerbated at work since there are no showers available. Luckily there is a YMCA nearby and I can clean myself in the pool. But alas, the life guards are on to my ruse and my options are running out. The car wash is much to painful.
Can anyone suggest an alternative????
Answers: I have extremely short arms and so cannot properly wipe my bottom. As a result of this condition, my only recourse is to jump in the shower and use the shower wand. This condition is exacerbated at work since there are no showers available. Luckily there is a YMCA nearby and I can clean myself in the pool. But alas, the life guards are on to my ruse and my options are running out. The car wash is much to painful.
Can anyone suggest an alternative????
Hello Mark G.
Pull your heals in with your knees spread about chest high and drag your keester across the carpet by your hands !
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Regards and happy New year ! ! !
Lenny.
I can't tell if you're trying to be funny or if you're serious..
If you're serious, I don't know how to help, but God bless you, and talk to a doctor or something.
,Oh you are just to cute, get a good friend to help, and by the way happy new year to you