Can not poop, poop is present in intestines?!
Question: Can not poop, poop is present in intestines?
Answers:
1) get a big tub that you can sit in easily
2) fill tub half way up with acetone based nail polish (this dissolves the bonds in super glue)
3) remove clothing
4) sit your *** down in the bucket of nail polish
5) wait 3-5 minutes
6) rub and lightly pull bond apart NOT ALL THE WAY THIS COULD CAUSE TEARING
7) sit back down in bucket for another 3-5 minutes
8) when anus is free relieve yourself of feces
9) shower scrubbing *** anus genitals and scrotum very well with soap and water
10) super glue anus and repeat.
Work the bond loose with your finger. Make sure you do this over the commode as it might be a messy process.
is this for real? hahahhahahahha
Have someone pee in your butt.
I'm pretty sure Dan is right