I'm going insane and can't take the itchiness anymore!! What everyday !
Question: I'm going insane and can't take the itchiness anymore!! What everyday office items make a good back scratcher?
Answers:
Take the cover glass off the xerox machine and press 'copy', That light bar thingy will scratch your back and also give you a picture. Be sure to shift farther down on the xerox machine as well so I can fax your brains out.
Architects scale.
Take off your blouse, lay down on the industrial berber carpet, and wiggle around. Or call Byron over.
ruler
it rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again
The mail room boy.
Try putting on Lotion
stapler. make sure to swing good and hard. :D