I fell over while hoovering?!
Question: I fell over while hoovering!?
and the hoover has got suctioned onto my privates!.I've turned it off but it still won't come off!.Any ideas,my wife gonna be home soon,and she won't be pleased if i've buggered the hoover up!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
I think you better tell her the marriage is off!. You've found a new partner who just won't let you go! And you're quite attached yourself!Www@Answer-Health@Com
If you were hoovering as you say, there is no ways it would be stuck to your privates!. If the hoover is stuck to your privates, then it wasn't hoovering you were doing !!
Now stop buggering around & get back to work !!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Now stop buggering around & get back to work !!Www@Answer-Health@Com
pull the end of the hoover off the hooved and run to A&E and tell them the hoover wont come off!. tell your wife that the post man did it to youWww@Answer-Health@Com
If you think we are going to beleive the falling over story you must think we are very,very stupid!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
For this to happen, you must have been hoovering naked!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I would pop to casualty, they get someone like you in at least once a week!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
^^Www@Answer-Health@Com
so immatureWww@Answer-Health@Com
haha you tried having sex with the hoover
ha ha haWww@Answer-Health@Com
ha ha haWww@Answer-Health@Com
ha ha! that really made me laugh! thanks!Www@Answer-Health@Com
pull it off if u dont ur screwedWww@Answer-Health@Com