How to get or make it look like you have pink eye?!


Question: How to get or make it look like you have pink eye?
2 weeks ago my bro got pink eye and got out of school for 2 weeks but he only had it for 4 days. So i got a lot of tests coming up and I'm a little behind on some school work and I figured that if i got pink eye or made it look like i had it i could take some time off school to catch up and study and also just be lazy and play video games and stuff for 2 weeks.

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poop in your eye and you'll get it



You shouldn't miss school, your going to have to make up the work even if you do though.

Get shampoo and rub it in your eye, or dirt. Try getting something your brother touched while he was infected and rub it on your eye.



draw a blue circle around your eye. that way you wont look like such an idiot when it wont come off. but you'll probably look like one no matter what. so just go eat a shoe, or something



Pink eye can be caused by feces




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