"Have a happy period?"......what the ......?!
Question: .......they play this commercial a hundred times a day...if I hear it one more time, will I go crazy???....
Answers: .......they play this commercial a hundred times a day...if I hear it one more time, will I go crazy???....
Oh, wait, I got an email about this, now I gotta go look for it. It purported to be from a woman who saw that little message when she was *ahem* "freshening up" in the ladies room. She fired off a letter to the manufacturers of the feminine hygiene product in question that was soooooooo funny, it has made it around the world a couple of hundred times by now.
These people are idiots. I also take exception to them using a little RED dot which happily bounces around as women do improbably happy activities with it understood that they are in their "happy" time of the month. Yes, indeedy, that time of the month we all wait for so eagerly and which we mourn so dreadfully when it passes. For myself, I mark the days on my calendar which I know will be my own ecstatic week of weeks each moonth (misspelling intended.)
I think it was much better before engineers and ad-men got into the feminine products game. What the Sam Hill do they know about it, anyway?
A generation ago my mother referred to it as the "Curse" harking back to Eve's punishment for rubbing elbows with serpents (or she would have if serpents HAD elbows).
Is this TMI? Sorry, Friend. I am afraid you touched a nerve, made me see red, opened the flood gates, etc.
Okay. I'll stop now. Period. End of sentence.
EDIT:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Hill_(e...
"Sam Hill" is a euphemism for H.E.L.L.
Apparently, no one is quite sure what the origin truly is, but it sounds pretty redneck to me.
Darn, I looked and looked and couldn't find that email with that great letter in it to the President of Kimberly-Clark or whoever is the silver-back who "approved those messages."
"My name is Clueless Silverback and I approved this message about having a happy period."
...this site is H.P.4......we have G.1 (green #1)......C.2 (children site #2).....R.3 (Rescuer site #3)...soooo Happy Period becomes H.P.4...I like the part where you said "their tiny , evil minds"...it made me think of moles...lol... Report It
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